Mark Garrison Designs 

The ONLY official clothing designs by humorist Mark Garrison. All others are fucking thieves trying to make a quick buck off of him. For more Mark Garrison, visit myspace.com/markgarrison for a good time. Not that kind of good time. Ok, maybe that kind too. 

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True Love is for Idiots 

Spaghetti Strap Tank
$ 23.90

True Love is for Idiots 

Spaghetti Strap Tank
$ 23.90

True Love is for Idiots 

Spaghetti Strap Tank
$ 23.90

True Love is for Idiots 

Spaghetti Strap Tank
$ 23.90

Torso 

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt
$ 11.40

Torso 

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt
$ 11.40

Torso 

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt
$ 11.40

I Can't Cook For Shit 

Apron
One size
$ 20.40

I Can't Cook For Shit 

Apron
One size
$ 20.40