Mark Garrison Designs 

The ONLY official clothing designs by humorist Mark Garrison. All others are fucking thieves trying to make a quick buck off of him. For more Mark Garrison, visit myspace.com/markgarrison for a good time. Not that kind of good time. Ok, maybe that kind too. 

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Product Details

Front

Design information

content (contento) ~ Flex Print
Front content (contento)
Flex Print
, 3.5 x 3.5 inch
Front
Flex Print
, 17 x 17 cm

"I Can't ", Chinese Rocks normal, 92pt

"Cook For Shit", Chinese Rocks normal, 92pt

I Can't Cook For Shit

Adult Apron
Adjustable Two-pocket Apron, 65% polyester/35% cotton, Brand: Harriton

Great gift for that person who thinks they are a great cook or for yourself if you know this is true.

Color Table
2223642
$ 20.40

plus shipping and handling

Product Details

Adult Apron

This apron is a chef's delight with two front stitched pouch pockets and extra long tie back waist straps. The apron measures 20" X 30" and is available in red, white and black. One size fits most. The fabric is made from a blend of polyester and cotton.